Taking Out the Laundry

Mission Brief
Take a seat kid, take a god damned seat. So the laundry won’t pay any protection, eh? The Triads think they can mess with me? 

Let’s teach these would be tough guys what it means to be a tough guy. I want you to destroy their laundry vans and mangle any Triad gimp that gets in your way. 

8-Ball can supply you with what youre gonna need.

Hints
This is a fairly easy mission. You are not timed, and the Triad vans will not really fight back. They will obey traffic rules, so just pull up in front of them, stop the vans, steal them, and then blow them up any way you want (shoot them, use grenades, run into walls, flip over, etc). There are three of these vans, none of which should be hard to catch or blow up.

Reward
$20,000

The Pickup

Mission Brief
Toni’s off making people bleed, or trying to. He’ll never be as tough as his Pop, but he left you a note on the table. 

The laundry has agreed to pay - you did real good kid! Go collect the cash and bring it back here. Watch out for the Triads. They may be shoving a firecracker up your ass, but don’t take no crap. 

Nobody, I mean nobody, messes with TONI CIPRIANI!

Hints
Go to the marker on the radar. It is in the middle of an alley with three entrances. Take a tough car in, and park it so that it’s facing one alley, ready to go right through. Grab the suitcase, jump in, and gun it. Triads will be coming from all sides. You’ll run some over in leaving the alley, and you will be safer on the street. Go around the block, looking for people with arrows over their heads and fish vans that don’t seem to like you much. After you kill all the Triads in the area, you’re done.

Reward
$10000

Salvatore Called a Meeting

Mission Brief
I need you to collect the limo and his boy, Joey, from the garage. Then get Luigi from his club, come back here and pick me up, then we’ll all drive over to the boss’s place together. 

Those Triads, they don’t know when to stop. They want a war. They got a war. Now get going.

Hints
Pick up each of the Mafia bosses, being careful that when you pick up Toni you are in good position to drive. Triad vans will be coming from both sides, and your objective is to avoid them and get to Salvatore’s mansion, up on the hill. There are vans blocking the entrance; they can easily be rammed and are not a problem. If you drive around to shake the vans chasing you, be careful not to go into Triad territory- too much damage to your car will make it almost impossible to get through the vans. Be careful not to fall as you drive up the road to Salvatore’s garage, park the car, “borrow” a Sentinel conveniently located right outside, and start the next mission. 

Reward
$15,000

Triads and Tribulations

Mission Brief
Oh, it’s you. Toni ain’t here. But he left one of his sugary love letters for you. 

We’re at WAR! The Triads have a fish factory as a front. Most of their business goes down at the fish market in Chinatown. That laundry still owes us protection. 

They reckon the Triads are protecting them now, so I say we exact a fitting punishment. Take these boys over and whack the Triad Warlords! Hell, if you get a chance, pop some of their soldiers too.

Hints

Reward
$30,000

Blow Fish

Mission Brief

OK, Ive had enough of this shit.

We're gonna finish the Triads in Liberty once and for all!

8-Ball's rigged a dustcart with a bomb. It's on a timer so if you mess up there'll be no evidence.

Go and pick up the dustcart. Careful, 8-Ball says it's real sensitive and the slightest bump could set that thing off!

Their fish factory will open its gates for a dustcart, so you can drive right in. Park up between the gas canisters and get the hell out of there!

I want it to rain mackerel. Were talking real biblical here, nothing low budget.

Hints
This mission requires speed and precision, which can be frustrating due to the huge size of the garbage truck and its slowness. Pick up the garbage truck from 8-Ball, and head toward the Triad fish factory near the docks. A gate will open for you (if you’re in the garbage truck). Enter, and go around the back of the building. In between two gas canisters there is a blue marker; park the car here, arm the bomb with O or Left Control, jump out of the car and into the nearest fish van, and leave as quickly as possible. After you arm the bomb, the Triad will start shooting at you, but this isn’t a problem as long as you leave before the bomb goes off. No more Triads to deal with (at least in missions). 

Reward
$30,000