Mike “Lips” Last Lunch

Mission Brief
I got a little job for you pal. 

The Forelli brothers have owed me money for too long and they need to be taught some respect. Lips Forelli is stuffing his fat face in StMarks Bistro, so steal his car and take it to 8-Ball’s bomb shop up in Harwood. 

You know 8-Ball, right? 

Once he’s fitted it with a bomb, go park the car where you found it. Then sit back and watch the whole show. But hurry up, he won’t be eating forever.

Hints
Go to the diner where Mike is eating, and pick up his Stallion. Head for the “8” on your radar and drive into the garage, where the car will be outfitted with a bomb. Be careful not to crash the car, as the distance between 8-Ball’s and the Diner is not very far and the Pay’n’Spray is. Park the car where you found it, in the blue marker, set the bomb with O or Left Control, and leave. A cutscene will show Mike leaving the diner and the car will explode. 

Reward
$10,000

Farewell “Chunky” Lee Chong

Mission Brief
Chunky Lee Chong is pushing spank for some new gang from Colombia... or Colorado... or something.... Im not really sure. 

Who needs details anyway. 

That rat has sold his last stirfry. I want you to take him out! Sort yourself with a nine, you know where it is, right? Well remember, just watch your back in ChinaTown, its Triad territory.

Hints
There are several ways of killing Chunky Lee Chong. He is in an alleyway that does not allow you to enter in a car, so you can’t run him over. As soon as the shooting starts, he will run (the white figure with the blue arrow over his head) to his getaway cars, black cars parked outside the alley. You can blow these cars up beforehand, so he can’t drive away, or take them to 8-Ball’s Autoyard and have them outfitted with bombs so he will blow up upon entering. The other option is to go to the alley, with a weapon, and just try to shoot him. Triad members will shoot back, but don’t worry about them. If your car is parked nearby and your health is high, you can shoot Chong, take some fire, and still survive.

Reward
$10,000

Van Heist

Mission Brief
Alright, we’re gonna hit the payrole van. 

It leaves the edge of Chinatown everyday. Bullets won’t even dent the van’s armor, so get a car and ram it off the road. 

Now hit it hard and the punkass security guards should bail. Then take it to the warehouse at the docks and my guys are gonna take over from there. 

Now it won’t be doin its rounds all day, so don’t hang around.

Hints
As long as you have a faster car than the van you’re trying to steal, go for as sturdy a car you can find. The linerunner (located at the docks) is good, and the Patriot’s combination of speed and power make it ideal. As soon as you hit the car, your wanted level will be raised to 3 stars, so make the first hit count. Don’t worry about the cops. After the damage meter on the top of the screen is full, the men inside the van will jump out. Don’t hit the van after they leave or it will blow up. Jump out of your car and into the van, and head toward the marker (a garage at the docks). At that point your wanted level will disappear.

Reward
$20000

Capriani’s Chauffeur

Mission Brief
Oh! Here’s the guy I was telling you about! 

Alright listen. This guy ain’t Italian and he’s no mechanic but he can get things fixed. 

This is Pops Capo, Toni Cipriani. Take him to Momma’s restaurant at St. Marks, alright. 

Now listen to me, I’m planning a job that needs a good driver so drop by sometime later Ok?

Hints
Get a car and take Capriani over to the Laundromat. After a few seconds, there will be some gunfire, and Toni will come running out. Some Triads will chase you, but not many. You can head to Momma’s Restaurant without worrying too much about them. Drop Toni off at the restaurant.

Reward
$3000

Dead Skunk in the Trunk

Mission Brief
Alright, just the guy I need to talk to! Alright, there’s a car stuffed with a stiff at the cafe near Callahan Point. 

One of the Forellis thought he was a wise guy, so he got what he had coming to him. 

Take the corpse to the crusher in Harwood, alright?

Hints
Two things make this mission difficult- the two sedans, on either side of the car you have to pick up, with the Forelli brothers. As soon as you get into the car, you’ll notice that they start chasing you. To avoid this, you can get rid of the Forelli cars first with a weapon or a stronger car, and then take a free ride down to the car crusher. Otherwise, you can just get in the car and make a run for it. This shouldn’t be too hard; you can outrun them relatively easily. Park inside the yellow lines, move out of the way, and watch the car being lifted and crushed.

Reward
$10000

The Getaway

Mission Brief
Alright, listen. Get some wheels to the safehouse at St. Marks and pick up a few friends of mine. 

They’re hitting a bank and they need a driver. I gave my word that you were the man, so don’t screw this up. Get them to the bank before five o’clock, not a minute after.

Hints
Get a fast, strong car, and head over to pick up the robbers. (Honk your horn with L3 or Shift) Drive them over to the bank and let them go work. Only one or two will return, and after entering the car, you’ll be wanted. You can’t drop the robbers of first; you have to get rid of your wanted level. There is an alley off the road the bank is on that separates Chinatown and the Red Light District with a police bribe. You can get this so the cops will not be as bothersome, and then you will have an easier ride to the Pay’n’Spray. If you make it, your wanted level will be erased, so no cops will harass you as you drop off your “clients.”

Reward
$30,000